Tidbits

Sometimes I think I feel my phone ring on vibrate - only to discover that it's just my bowels. Does that ever happen to anyone?

In my insanely busy schedule I also have to find time to break up with this nice boy - that I didn't realize I was going out with. We went on about four dates scattered over the summer. I haven't seen him for three months. But the other night he comes up to a friend of mine and asks, "So, uh, what's the situation with me and N? Like, sometimes I wonder where our relationship stands..." Um. Yeah. I didn't realize we HAD one. Especially since this is the guy that encouraged me to DATE OTHER GUYS at the same time I was dating him - specifically the Creepy Clown. And now because of these two guys I am now on a bit of a forced dating Sabbatical - every time I see a nice looking guy and start to think, "hey... he seems nice..." I start to get a little bit nauseous. I get a little bit of bile squeezing up from my liver, and it makes me stop thinking about it. I guess my dating disasters this summer have had the same effect on me as a tequila bender. Just the idea of it will make me a little sick for a while. But eventually the sense memory will wear off... I hope.

Men. What CAN they be thinking?

N.