Wow. It's been a while since I posted. Either nothing interesting has happened in the past two months, or I have been hibernating. Both are true, actually.
I have no idea how to become a more productive individual. I am so consistently a) lazy b) paralyzed by fear c) trapped under the weight of my own self-loathing :-)
If I could get out from under that, I would be Jonathan Safran Foer by now. Who is my identical double by the way. Well, except for the nine year age difference, and the fact that he's a dark haired dark eyed Jewish man, and I'm a blond, blue-eyed dutch girl. And he has the life I covet - a successful New York writer, while I am a little-known Canadian playwright living on a prairie for some reason. How did I wind up on the prairie? (note to self: Must do something about that one day. Like my plan to move to Halifax for no apparent reason other than the fact that I've never been there, which seems like as good a reason as any...)
But I swear, we have the same brain. And we're both sort of neutrally attractive and kind of androgynous.
I love him. No, seriously. If he wasn't already married to another writer - coincidentally named NICOLE - I would totally hunt him down and love him. You know, in the nicest most non-threatening way.
- Falcon
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