MY FAVOURITE BLONDE MOMENT
Once I lived in a big house with a boyfriend and another couple. The house was so big that each couple had its own main bathroom, plus there was a third small water closet on the main floor. This one we considered "public." We all used it pretty regularly.
One day I was in the "public" bathroom for a quick pee. I stood up afterwards and turned around to flush. Like most people, I suppose, I felt it necessary to check my work before discarding it. I'm not sure what I'm looking for - probably colour and intensity; "am I hydrated enough? am I getting enough Vitamin B?" At any rate, I turned around, hand on the handle about to flush, when I spot a burnt match floating in the bowl.
"Holy crap!" I practically jumped out of my skin. "Where the hell did that come from?" I had a small moment of panic as I imagined how I might have squeezed a burnt match out of my kidney. A moment later I realized one of my housemates had of course lit one to purify the air, and dropped it in.
Sometimes, I am THIS blonde.
- Falcon
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